Wow...do you guys realize how long we've been exploring American Weirdness together? Well, tonight, we're going to explore the exploration of weirdness weirdly together. How does that sound?

Big shout out to our people at Coors for selling Banquet Beer to the Mobil Gas Station up the road so that we can buy it for ourselves.

If you haven't rated the show yet...we're not mad we're just disappointed. Follow us and rate us and subscribe and all those other goodie good stuff.

Nick...post the links and stuff. Seriously, don't leave this text in again. If you do that you're fired. For real. Fired. Just post the links here.

Post the links, Nick...Pick up Ethan's overalls, Nick...